Wednesday, June 16, 2010

25 Things you probably don't know about me...

1. It wasn't until I was 17 and living on the streets that I understood why my dad divorced my mom.

2. I tell people that I am allergic to peas but really, they just make me gag, because of the texture.

3. As much as I love to cook, working as a cook in a restaurants make me tired of it.

4. If I had 24 hours left to live and could do anything, it would be fishing.

5. If I could live anywhere in the world it would be Portland, Oregon.(sorry hun i know you don't like rain)

6. I have pretended to have imaginary friends in order to scare people I didn't like, it worked.

7. I got hit by a car when I was eight, actually, I t-boned him, I was walking.

8. I have never been, and never plan on going to a strip club.

9. I have random conversations with foreign strangers

10. I have been in twelve different countries and would like to make it to 30 before I die

11. I missed my own sons birth, but watched my nephew be born

12. I love fiercely and am extremely devoted to my wife.

13. the nerves in my body, run outside the muscles instead of inside the muscles which makes my body fall asleep really easily

14. I am 36 seconds older than my twin brother

15. I shot at a bear with a bb-gun just to see what would happen. nothing happened.

16. I have held a long conversation with my brother while having sex with my ex wife

17. I am good at spray painting on walls, it just never looked very good.

18. I drink my Iced tea UNSWEETENED, because why drink tea if you can't taste it.

19. for breakfast, the best meal is EVERYTHING, piled on top of EVERYTHING and mixed together with hot sauce and Sausage gravy.

20. I sleep with a teddy bear.

21. I am pagan. Not to be confused with my own religion regarding the flying horse known as Pagasus.

22. I am extremely patient, too much sometimes.

23. I lost a large chunk of my leg when I was five, somehow it grew back...

24. I once stole a girls cell phone from her on her birthday, and when she found out it was stolen, I threw it in the river.

25. I have stayed awake so long that I was hallucinating, 5 days.

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